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ninevolt
STFU and TALK
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names?? [Nov. 6th, 2004|12:28 pm]
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pinkk_craze003
i juss got a new puppy. shes a grey chiuahua, but i dont kno what to name her...
anyone have any suggestions?
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shittastic [Jul. 24th, 2004|05:04 pm]
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ninevolt
bozo the clown (4:50:01 PM): Have you ever been driven to poo flinging?
heimey feastiewinkle (4:51:01 PM): been enticed to coming near it
heimey feastiewinkle (4:51:05 PM): but i'd never say "driven"
bozo the clown (4:53:36 PM): you know what would be funny
bozo the clown (4:53:44 PM): instead of columbine and bringing guns
bozo the clown (4:53:49 PM): if they had all brought backpacks full of poo
bozo the clown (4:53:55 PM): and just threw it at people
bozo the clown (4:54:08 PM): but carried guns so no one would fight back
heimey feastiewinkle (4:54:15 PM): HAHAHAHA..."shitting for colombine"
heimey feastiewinkle (4:54:51 PM): man, i don't really know which scenario would be more frightening
bozo the clown (4:55:24 PM): no they wouldnt actually shoot you, just throw poo all over you
bozo the clown (4:55:44 PM): then they would be like "ok now smear it all over your face or ill blow your head off"
bozo the clown (4:55:48 PM): =/
bozo the clown (4:55:56 PM): but u know, just scare em
heimey feastiewinkle (4:56:29 PM): .."do you believe in god?...why yes i do....EAT SHIT BITCH!"
bozo the clown (4:56:35 PM): and take pictures
bozo the clown (4:56:59 PM): "WE ARE BAPTISING YOU WITH SHIT"
heimey feastiewinkle (4:58:01 PM): now i wonder if they would collect other people's shit for their ammunition or would they attempt to store up enough of their own before the deed...ya know, like take a shitload of laxatives
bozo the clown (4:58:43 PM): u could have a squirt gun full of fresh diahhreah
bozo the clown (4:58:45 PM): nice and warm
bozo the clown (4:58:51 PM): spicey
heimey feastiewinkle (4:58:55 PM): mmm hot damn
heimey feastiewinkle (4:59:06 PM): super soakers ...the ones with the bacpacks attached
bozo the clown (4:59:08 PM): it would be acidic and burn u
bozo the clown (4:59:14 PM): i used to have one of those haha
heimey feastiewinkle (4:59:21 PM): fuckin a
bozo the clown (4:59:25 PM): it could spray like 20 yards or more
bozo the clown (5:01:23 PM): diahhreah soaker
bozo the clown (5:01:25 PM): 2000
bozo the clown (5:01:50 PM): you shit it soaks
bozo the clown (5:02:14 PM): "it knows your shit"
heimey feastiewinkle (5:02:49 PM): "with a pressurized shit gauge to show you how much shitting power you have"
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sisters [Jun. 13th, 2004|06:10 pm]
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ninevolt
[mood |mellowmellow]
[music |The Sisters of Mercy - Body Electric]

let the path befall me
a mere icon
an echo from the void
screaming
dark secrets
mixed with blinding sunshine
systematic
search for us
listen to the calls from the chaos
watch the stars as they fall
do they dissapear
forgotten
traverse the endless highway
leave the pain behind
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(no subject) [Mar. 13th, 2004|01:41 am]
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inertia_broken
Ok, I'll tell you guys what sux!!! Let's chat sux!!! I walk around all day screaming the letters LOL all day and what do I get? a dormant site. O!!!! Well not anymore!!! I gonna chat. I hate kids. I want to stick out my foot and let them all trip one by one on video camera. They'll scream. I'll laugh. I really hate sushi. I don't know why everyone thinks that it's so fucking good. They can shove it up their asses. Eat pizza for fucks sake, and like it!!! There are plenty of fish spiceis that I don't mind eating...like clams, squid, alaskan fish, salmon, tuna, and those damn little fish sticks that nobody fucking knows what's in there....but we eat them anyway don't we? Yeahhhhhh......Natural Born Killers is a kick ass film. I could watch it over and over while masturbating to JFK's death. I eat spagettio's in a can....that's right...cold. Why does stevie wonder hold his head up like he's choking on something while he sings? Why does Lawrence Welk always were that same face? It freaks me out. I can't tell if he's happy, pissed, or sad. Guy and Ralna suck! So does Helmet hair! So does Beach Blanket Bingo....uh huh! I hate reading the dictionary and looking up a word like sarcasm and seeing that it means to be sarcastic. I think children wrote that book. And what the hell is Cristinzio? I wear granny panties when I feel the need to be mature. I also have dandruff? How do you get rid of that shit? It's been bugging me for years? I've tried every damn thing out there, and it only seems to get worse. Ok, that's it...now I'm pre-occupied. Fuck the police. Fuck Sting and the police!
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ooo. [Jan. 21st, 2004|11:52 am]
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inertia_broken
damn, you guys need to write...we can't just keep doing it on our own....this is pathetic....so here's a real topic, and something that's been pissing me off. Bush, is being a bastard yet again. I can't stand it....he's cutting funds off from both medicare and medicade, not to mention planned parenthood....He's a selfish non-understanding bastard, who doesn't even want to know how we feel on the subject. His church and family brought him up to be brainwashed this way. I didn't vote for this bastard, and I sure as hell want him out of office so he can stop fucking us over and so that our economy will rise once more. err....ok, that's enough of my rant.
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(no subject) [Jan. 13th, 2004|03:26 pm]
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inertia_broken
[music |Meat Beat Manifesto- Oblivion/Humans]

wow, it's quite dead in here. I'll write an entry when I have the time. Anyway, ok, I guess here's a new topic, sense everyone feels like blah on the popcorn one.

Topic: Red Pens. Neat.
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Follow your nose! [Jan. 11th, 2004|05:10 am]
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fuckin_bee
[mood |tiredtired]

Don't think that Invader Zim quote fell upon deaf ears.
Unless you just randomly said it that way. At least I think its Zim. Something in that neighborhood.
Yeah. I like stuff.
I like koalas.
I don't like dirty pennies.
I like buttons.
I don't like scorpions.
I like that "Spot" guy from the old 7-Up ads.
I don't like chubby cats.
I like pronouncing spaghetti "pasgetti".
I don't like having to wear adult diapers.
I like syphillis.
I don't like....
I don't like doing this anymore and I'm stopping.

By the way, that gun thing...
yeah...
I have no idea what the hell that is.
Good luck with that.
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SKANDALIS!!! Skandalisly clad my friends! I spell to the world! [Jan. 9th, 2004|06:18 pm]
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inertia_broken
Limit 5 choices per question (1-10)
1. Favorite TV shows (live): na
2. Favorite TV shows (animated): Family Guy and Space Ghost Coast to Coast
3. Favorite video games: Halo, Tetris, Secret of Mana, all the Link ones, and some others...
4. Favorite book/comics: JTHM, Squee, Bear, Gloom Cookie, Paradise Kiss, Dogwitch, Under a Glass Moon, White Fang, I Feel Sick, and Sandman....among many others.
5. Favorite movies: The Professional, Donnie Darko, Requiem For a Dream, The Pianest, Quills, Death To Smoochy, Basketball, and Radiohead's: Meeting People is Easy.
6. Favorite bands/songs: Radiohead~Bullet Proof...Wish I was, Sonic Youth~Hallowe'en, Tom Waits~Black Market Baby, and Dead Can Dance~(A really long track title from thier first record, and I can't remember the damn name, I have it on tape)
7. Favorite actor/actress: Stephen Dorff/Maggie G.
8. Favorite animals: any kind of fluffy rodent.
9. Favorite foods: Chicken
10. Favorite quote: "AHHHH!!!!!"~ in the Family Guy when they say Run E.T. Run!

11. If I could have a harem of 10 people to have (a. intimate relations with) (b. dance around me scantily clad) (c. have wild uncensored STD free monkey sex with), they would be:
1. Christina Ricci
2. Angelina Jolie
3. That girl who's in Bend it Like beckham and Pirates of the Carribean....and I don't want to spell well, so fuck off.
4. Jenna Jamison
5. Maryln Monroe
6. Edward Furlong
7. Brad Pitt
8. Edward Norton
9. Eliza Dushku (Faith from Buffy the vampire slayer)Dude! Me too! but I have to say a guy, so, um...Denis Leary
10. Stephen Dorff

12. If I could erase one event/person from the world with no memory of their horrible existince, it would have to be: Living at home/my mother, but then I wouldn't be here, so I guess I'm happy then.


13. Alex Trebek should have never shaved off his moustache...okay, that's not really a question, but it's fucking true. I can't trust him anymore.

14. My favorite Disney-themed park is: (B)
A) DisneyLand
B) DisneyWorld
C) Never been
D) Disney is the work of the devil

What the fuck yo!?!

15. Write whatever else needs to be said here: It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's invited. "THE BEACH! THE 'E'!"
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This journal makes baby Jesus cry [Jan. 9th, 2004|02:43 am]
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fuckin_bee
[mood |boredbored]
[music |the sound of me, sucking on a post-it note...seriously]

zzzzz...
!
What the hell?
Oh wow, someone other than myself and inertia_broken wrote something here. Somebody get a camera.
Yippie-kai-yay mother fuckers! What started as a sad little duo of sadness has blossomed into a mighty triumpharant. Did I spell that right? Eh, who'll know?
Let's give everyone here something to do, and newcomers can do this, and answer the popcorn thing. Let's all take a non-beans and George Wendt related survey. You know the drill...cut n paste, erase my answers, and have at.
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Limit 5 choices per question (1-10)
1. Favorite TV shows (live): Kids in the Hall, Conan O Brien
2. Favorite TV shows (animated): Batman/Batman Beyond/Justice League, Family Guy, Space Ghost C2C
3. Favorite video games: Chronotrigger, Halo, Super Metroid, Mario Kart 64, Super Mario All Stars + Mario World
4. Favorite book/comics: Ultimate Spider-Man, Bear, Superman-Batman, Batman Adv.
5. Favorite movies: Spider-Man, Batman Beyond Return of the Joker, X2 X-Men United, Austin Powers Trilogy
6. Favorite bands/songs: Hoobastank- "Right Before Your Eyes"
Evanescance, Linkin Park, Nickelback- "Someday" (and) "Hero"
7. Favorite actor/actress: Kevin Conroy, Mark Hamill
8. Favorite animals: Panda Bears
9. Favorite foods: Burgers, breaded shrimp, pepperoni pizza
10. Favorite quote: "I'm waiting to be impressed" -Sean Connery in LXG (never saw it, but it's fun to hear him say it)

11. If I could have a harem of 10 people to have (a. intimate relations with) (b. dance around me scantily clad) (c. have wild uncensored STD free monkey sex with), they would be:
1. Kasumi (Dead or Alive 3)
2. Black Cat (Spider-Man)
3. Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)
4. Ariel (human form) (Little Mermaid
(Yeah, I know she's like 16, but she's been 16 ever since the movie came out. Assume she's like, 19 now. Deal with it.)
5. Wonder Woman
6. Anna Paquin (Rouge from the X-Men movies)
7. Cheetara (Thundercats) She's the reason every little cootie fearing boy in the 80's started to like girls
8. Poison Ivy, without the poison (Batman series)
9. Eliza Dushku (Faith from Buffy the vampire slayer)
10. And for good measure, Mystique (X-Men)

12. If I could erase one event/person from the world with no memory of their horrible existince, it would have to be:
the guy who runs Katz's, Marc Katz

13. Alex Trebek should have never shaved off his moustache...okay, that's not really a question, but it's fucking true. I can't trust him anymore.

14. My favorite Disney-themed park is: (B)
A) DisneyLand
B) DisneyWorld
C) Never been
D) Disney is the work of the devil

15. Write whatever else needs to be said here: Frosted Nuts!

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Now that we're all friends, let's all start having premiscuios sex with several annonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind expanding drugs in a consequence free envioroment.
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